:Tum Hi To Ho

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

May, 14 2010 325 chars (3 sms) 2481 views Funny

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american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha

american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai

If U Hve Any Problem

If U Hve Any Problem

Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:

If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !

Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao

I''ll Create Problem

Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...

agar basanti ki maus

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?

Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.

ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->

aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha

Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.

FAMILY TRADITION

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.

Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

A KISS ...

A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->

T R U T H

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->

Dheeru bhai from heaven

Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"

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