''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"



Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''
  

May, 24 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2439 views       Funny

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

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Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
Jis Terha ek Machhar
Maarne Se App
SHIKARI
NahI Ban Jaoge















Theek Ussi Terha
2-3 Sms Kerne Se
Aap BHIKARI
Nahi Ban jaoge... :P
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge

Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge

Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho

Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
Larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->
Assi Jinnan da rah har ghari tak dey reh, O aaye tey ghari ghari, "Ghari" tak dey reh