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Why Do We Dress Baby
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Why Do We Dress Baby
Why Do We Dress Baby
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
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Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
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English sher by PAPPU:
English sher by PAPPU:
Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->
barayemeherbani
Baray-e-Meherbani
Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n
Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
GOBI JESA MOO
Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.
1 Pathan
1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,
Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?
Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>
a mothers love for
A Mother''s Love For Her Children
Like Nothing Else In The World
It Knows No Law, No Pity
It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly
All That Stands In ts Path . . .
Attendence.. Pappu
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"
Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
ek boy ro raha tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Maa: beta shadi u
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho
Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
The Equation of Marriage:
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
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