Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     1776 views       Funny

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"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1
Aadmi ne Apne Dost Se Poocha

Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye

"Kia Mtlb?" Aadmi Ne Poocha

Dost: Mtlb Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->
Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.
Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..

kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...


Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

wondering how ??

scroll down ....



Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”


Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:

eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost

dusra,
Sacha Pyar

or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->