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May, 05 2010
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what is the diff. b/w
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Son: If I fail?
Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.
Son: Why?
Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar
saman mojod
doctor mojod
narsen mojod
mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
Dear customer! You
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?
=O ;->
give a person a fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
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paida hua zardari to
Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha
.
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.
.
.
Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye
;->
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,
LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad
Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
koun sa amal karega
GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
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