Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,

Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,


Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,

Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,

Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,


Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->
  

May, 19 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2372 views       Funny

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Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .




















Sorry Dude No More Supposition



















U Are An Idiot . . . :
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary


Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
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Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->



Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Our Friendship
START
























Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko Soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->


Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR

( ''.'')
( )_, - - .
L L ,,:
Wahin fawara chor dia.''