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Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye
Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Deliverd a Baby.
Doctor sent Him SMS,
"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
Why Do People Say
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???
Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana
Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani
Ab To Bas Kardo...
Ladko Ko Patana...
What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,
Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->
Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
Mera Dost
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
"ABEY OYEEEEE"
"ABEY
OYEEEEE"
Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?
M
MA
MARZI.
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