Ek Doctor Shikaar

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

May, 15 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 2224 views Funny

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miss callen martay h

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon

Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata

Once a man was smoking in Airport

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

KARAY JAOOO.

KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz

''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban

''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''

Uffff load shading

Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath

faraz

naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar

Aey AllAh hum

Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey

hamaray liye nahi tu pakistan k liye ge0rge bush ko musalmaan kar dey.... ;->

A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Kabr Pe Mat Aana.

Kyo Ki.

Kyo Ki.

Maine Suna Hai Tum

Agarbattiyan Churate Ho..

aisa hai dostana ham

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

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