When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

May, 26 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2051 views Funny

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1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?

Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena

name: basheeran maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

Pappu while filling up a form:

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''

Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".

Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,

Judge Ne Safa Khola To

Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.

Ganpt "Is Tara K 4

Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen

. "Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain

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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

Sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha

Aap IdEal moDel

Aap
IdEal
moDel

aChey

Sachey

piYarey

EemaNdaR

MukHLis

WaFadAr

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logon sey
door raha karo

Warna
woh bi "khraab" ho jaengey..

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Kyun K

Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->

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