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Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!
Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!
Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?
TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.
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hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
Zubaida apaaaaa
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P
Train main 1 macha
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
1 Pathan Cycle
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
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Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
how can you tell wh
How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?
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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
T^r^u^e F^a^c^t
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t
Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant
And
This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
Judge:Why Did U
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???
Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
i gifted my wife a diamond necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Woh konsa Parinda
Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey Simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..
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