Ustad Shagird Batao

Ustad Shagird Batao
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
  

May, 17 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     5290 views       Funny

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!



Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..

Us Train Ko Kya Kahein Gaye ??


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Socho

Its Simple Yaar


" MAAL GARRI "
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
Maine tujhe dekha


Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!