d card k golden numbers dikhao?

d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P
  

May, 05 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2494 views       Funny

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Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
Ager Koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
"Humain"
"Sms"
"kro"
"aur"
"jeeto"
"3 inamat"

1.Bohat sa pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a
big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will
be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

?

Socho?

Think

?

Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''