Bazar wali nazuk si

Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma garam

wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?

May, 25 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2140 views Funny

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Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.

Aur

Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?

Aray Sahi Pehchana

Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)

All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

t h o u g h t of the

T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

yar ma na suna ha k

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

Once Upon A Time .

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''

Girl Said: ''''NO''''

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->

Father watching FashionTv

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

agar main tumse juda ho jao

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

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Bazar wali nazuk si

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