Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)

May, 18 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2322 views Funny

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a message to all private job holders

1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

Papa Sach Or Raaz

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

MATAN ready ?

MATAN ready ?

Yes boss

FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha

Apni Tou Paatshal

Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala

Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy

Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->

please spread it int

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->

Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless

Computer Is Shameless
Why?

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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

teacher ne pucha bacho ye batao

Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai

Ek Zaruri Suchna-

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

agar 03343004071

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he agar 03343004071 no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .

Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->

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