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New song for all boys
New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel pera
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi roar mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo
ek larki........
Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..
Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..
Man:"U idiot, U gave me a woman''s Ear"
Doc: It makes no Difference..
MAN: "It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing" ;->
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
Kash koi "exam result"
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?
simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
batao France K Log Chai Main
Batao France K Log Chai Main
Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise
Q Ghumate Hyn??
Dere''s A Logic
No Answer??
I Tell U
Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->
Balle... Balle....
Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!
packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Dost: wo Q?
Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
In Our Life,
In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time
...
1- LOVE
2- FRiENDSHiP
3- MONEY
4- ILLNESS
5- DEATH
6- ?
Su Su
"Is liye kar k sona!"
''Crime doesn''t pay..
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
I Am The Most
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Tum Toh Chahte Ho
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
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