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MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

Dec, 07 2011 153 chars (1 sms) 2647 views Funny

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''Larkey Wale: ap ki beti kuch ka

''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''

The most funniest

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Vakeel:

Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

baccha apni ammi ko

Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FARAZ

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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D

Definitions :

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!

Pathan

Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet

Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate

Is lia main sochta hon,

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tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

1 pathan or uski

1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe

to driver ne shisha set kiya

pathan chillaya or bola

tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai

tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,

Research K Mutabiq Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada

Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...

Kyun k

100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:

ehsan quereshi style

Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

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