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May, 25 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2442 views       Funny

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Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.
Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!

Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .












Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta