A Man Came Home Late

A Man Came Home Late
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P
  

Apr, 17 2011     349 chars (3 sms)     2366 views       Funny

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A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.


TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.


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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .