A Married Man Have

A Married Man Have
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
  

Apr, 17 2011     361 chars (3 sms)     2441 views       Funny

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Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT
NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA
INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .
A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

Alive chicken
Rs 160/-
Chicken TandOori
Rs480/- :-P
PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi

PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua

AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay

PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .
There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..
And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..
So The Tittle Song Like This...
Pinjre Main Bithake,
Patton Se Saja Ke,
Kutton Se Bacha Ke,
Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...
Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...
Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Sunday mean

S=Sote raho

U=Utho der se

N=Nachte raho

D=Dekhte raho TV

A=Aram hi Aram karo

Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii

So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

GOLDEN WORDS


"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."

By:
William Badchoda =P =D
''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)