Two lions broke

Two lions broke
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
  

May, 19 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2489 views       Funny

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Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''


Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?




Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.


Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.
Tee Quotes:

On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say



I...




Love...



Disturbing you....;->