A-Aik lady apny

A-Aik lady apny
A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?


B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......


C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???
  

May, 25 2010     628 chars (4 sms)     2454 views       Funny

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jungle attendence....
tiger,
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rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
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Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
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A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?



Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!


"OYE"



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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special.....

RyTe..???


Isn''t It.....???




Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->