Kid 1 : My Mom Is Having A New Baby ...

Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->

May, 15 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 2496 views Funny

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Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy

to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai

" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "

Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...

ans: AFRICA

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?

Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

A Sardar looking

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Maths Teacher

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

any degree of shaterring

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?

I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:

Tapo Slanto Said :

Tapo Slanto Said :

Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki

50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay

Yaken Nahe Ata Tu

Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)

Do Parties K

Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam

Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,

Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?

2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me

Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?

After engagement : Superman

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge

Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi

Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->

Asif Zardari, America

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

Ki Phupho K

Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->

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Kid 1 : My Mom Is Having A New Baby ...

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