Asif Ali Zardar K Baad

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???



Socho



Socho




Socho



Aur Socho










Rehman Dakait ...
  

May, 17 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2687 views       Funny

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Aishwrya Is A Film Star

Saniya Mirza Is A Tenis Star

Wasim Is A Criket Star

And

"Khalid Is A SMS STAR.!!
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?






Q?





Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?





A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<
Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->


Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?




KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!





PunJab UniverSiTy..!





OXforD UniverSiTy..!





No.. :P





Aeroplane... ;->


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”