Pakistani American

Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!

May, 17 2010 298 chars (2 sms) 2269 views Funny

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By All Means Marry

By All Means Marry

If U Get A Gud Wife

Uâ€™ll Become Happy

&

If U Get A Bad One

Uâ€™ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->

**2007** ''LIGHT!

**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "AYE" gi!
*FARAQ TO PARA HAI*
Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!

Agar buses k naam

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Hum tumhein yaad karte ha

Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
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kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar

Tik tik tik tik tik tik

Ecnological Development!

Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!

Wow...

Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->

A Garbage Truck: Am I Too

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE

Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

Aye Kassssssh!

Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.

Angry boss

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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