1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
  

May, 17 2010     202 chars (2 sms)     2128 views       Funny

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Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro



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Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY



LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY



Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"



To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)


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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,

Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P
zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge

Hum Anda DAY Chukey Sanam

hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain

anda hai tumhara

andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein
What Is D Moral Of The

Movie ''Love Story 2050'' ?































Thandi Ke Mausam Me Kabhi


"Ice Cream"


Nahi Khana Chaiye. :)
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .