Dear Customer!

Dear Customer!
Dear Customer!

We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->
  

May, 17 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2614 views       Funny

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MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
A Lawyer


Will Do Anything


To Win A Case



Some Times


He Will Even


Tell The Truth … ;->



Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy


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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...


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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???


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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->
Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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"Khocha Kola"


I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P