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Real Fact Of D Millenium.
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Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
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May, 17 2010
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Q: What’s the
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Land lord
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Baithe tere khayalo me
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...
Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..
"zinda ya murda,
pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kAbhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KijiyE,
BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEbi DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAiN..
ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
Jo Bolta B hy
Chalta B hy
Khata B hy
Monchen b hen uski
Pagri b pehnta hy
Naam hy uska
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
Load Shading
Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...
Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
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