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Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai

May, 17 2010 142 chars (1 sms) 3238 views Funny

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gold k thay na chori ho ge

GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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Survey Subject:

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

Height Of Diplomacy?

Height Of Diplomacy?

Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.

yeh soch kar paresha

Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI

Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....

L . I . F . Ef

L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:

Washing Powdr Nirma Wshing Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se i

Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i

Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"

What Is The Next Thing

What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)

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