''Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar,
Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar.
Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar,
Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar.
Sharaabee bana to,Mat dalo ilzaam,
Bura nahee ye jaam,Bura hai anjaam.''
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!
