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Santa: KHULE AAM...
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May, 20 2010
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Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi
Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''
Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''
Height of bad luck-
Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha
pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
pappu mulk ko or ke
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..
''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
.
.
.
.
Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Aj SUNDAY hai
Aj SUNDAY hai
Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.
Beleive me 7 din baad
Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga
Don''t Ignore it Its True.
Teacher :
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!
Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?
WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.
CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?
Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->
Utray ga FARAZ...
Nursery,
Baloch Colony,
Karsaz,
Airport,
Malir,
Quaidabad
Laloo khait
Laloo khait
thakk..
thakk..
Rok ustaad
Utray ga
FARAZ...
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
Exapmle>
Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"
Flop . . . .
Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.
par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.
khalo kia yad karogey
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To
tO
to
aaj apni dosti khatam...
Aur
Kal sa phir shuru
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