Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2537 views       Funny

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Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.


Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!


Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''


Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

Show me a sample





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SO CUTE!