Arz kia hai,

Arz kia hai,
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa
  

May, 19 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     4591 views       Funny

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A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!


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Kha-Lee ... ;->
Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,


Mood theek ho,


Time ho pass,


Sab kam chor k,


Thora ehsas ho to,


Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)


Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
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It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms
Height Of DramayBazi



Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../

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Rassi Say...!
Q k Barish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.......