Arz kia hai,

Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa

May, 19 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 4638 views Funny

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Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai.

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!

jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)

Pyar Me Aur Photograph

Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?

D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

marez doctor se

Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

I like 3 things...

I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...

Pizza to eat...

Pepsi to drink...

& you to clean the table.Hahaha.

For All The People

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine

Happy Valentine

For Others

Watch Aalim Online ;->

This is "Top Secret"

This is "Top Secret"
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And
This is Bottom Secret ;->

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

wAh wAh . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

Didi Tera Devar Dewana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana ;->

Beemar shohar:

Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

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Arz kia hai,

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