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Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
SEND = SUTTO
INSERT = PAO
DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO
DELETE = MITTI PAO
RUN = NASO
SEARCH = LABO
ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,
MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,
ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,
ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
Your network tariff has changed!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Gareeb shohor bola:
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....
Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->
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Golden Words . . .
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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->
A Great Thinker Once Said -
A Great Thinker Once Said -
A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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