Arz kia hai,

Arz kia hai,
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa
  

May, 19 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     3188 views       Funny

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We Must Believe In
LUCK ...


For


How Else Can We
Explain


''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->


Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne


Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,


Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De

Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan

Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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MISSED .. ;->
Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?
PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..
TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->