Ap k"Chehry"pe Noor ki"Smile"hai
Ap k pas
"Mehnga"Mobile hai
Ap k "Inbox"mein sMs ki "Lambi File"hai
Phr b "sMs"nhi krte ye to "MEMaNo''" wala"Style"hai.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
