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Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.
Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:
"Saboot To Utha Loa"
''Oooooooooooooooo
''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
pota apne dada se hanste hue
Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare
Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
Love Is Second Mistake
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
''Ye hay aap k
''Ye hay aap k
angothy ki "warzish"
Aj SUNDAY hai
Aj SUNDAY hai
Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.
Beleive me 7 din baad
Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga
Don''t Ignore it Its True.
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing
Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition
Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
To b a "Good
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
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