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Aata Piswaney Jana Tha

Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
































Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho

Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
  

May, 17 2010     226 chars (2 sms)     2182 views       Funny

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chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
























"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"
_.-"-._
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany
k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho..



"East Or West"
"hAmY Is The Best"

Ab Edit Ker K Apna Naam
Likh K Eik or Gunah Mat Karna ;->
Special prayer jst 4 u...

U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers

U''l b a Smile 4al Faces

U''l b a Spring 4al Trees

U''l b a brother 4al

''SMART girls''

Kaho Ameen!!
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...





Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
Best Sms Of 1947

















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Kabhi Toh Thode

Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->