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ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

May, 25 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2090 views Funny

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SWEET POEM:

SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)

Teacher:

Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?

Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->

dual heart attack message

Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you

i may walk slowly

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln

I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN

u murdered ur friend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?

Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?

Kya kaha nahin...

main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>

Sharab ek bimari hai

Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

golden words

*Golden Words*

''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''

Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

2 Aadmi Memon Ki

2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha

Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->

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I LOVE YOU

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