Love Is An Illusion..

Love Is An Illusion..
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
  

May, 17 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2028 views       Funny

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Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins






the machine was stolen.
Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,


Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,


Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.

tujhe yaad kar k
hume.


Bukhaar ho jata ..->
LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,ACTION STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->
Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"
1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,


Boy:Maa Bap?


Girl:yes


Boy:khana peena?


Girl:yes


Boy:Starplus?



Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
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Aap K Pyar Karne Ki
UMAR
ABHi
NAHi
AAi.

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Sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha


I M FARAZ :-D


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