Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti

May, 17 2010 219 chars (2 sms) 2110 views Funny

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pathan ka beta.

Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->

Teacher: "Sam, You

Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->

In foreign Daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".

''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai''

Angry boss

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Boy:Darling

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

2 Sardar bank

2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!

A Lady Geting

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind

Pass d Popcorn ;->

jaan jaan

Jaan
.

Jaan

Jaan

Jaan
Jaan chor do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye

mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->

''I want U to know

''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''

the most rommantic c

The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes! pakistan u know y?

har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)

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