Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon
  

May, 17 2010     224 chars (2 sms)     2117 views       Funny

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God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''

Pakistan In 2010 ...

Ek Shaks Chilaya

Aa Gai

Aa Gai

Light Aa Gai ...


Dusra Shaks Kandhe
Pe Haath Rakhty Huey
''''Aisa Kch B Nhi , Ye Bas
Tumhara Wehem Hy Bhai'''' ;->
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''
Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,
you may be treated like the gardner,
you may be treated like the daycare,
you may be treated like the chauffer,
you may be treated like many things.
But one thing is for sure,
You will always be loved.
For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,
but a mothers work is never down.
And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,
So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!
Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi





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Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->


Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->