Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
  

May, 17 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     1920 views       Funny

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Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

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&
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The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

And the man replies, "No, just spots."
kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?

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Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi

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Failure Is Not When
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It''s When You
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A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->