Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar

Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar

rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa

tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to

usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa

Mai Mra hu yE sIr

MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
  

May, 17 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2692 views       Funny

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->



Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.



Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Arz kia ha..

Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..

Wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.
Your Arms Were Always Open When I Needed A Hug.

Your Heart Understood When I Needed A Friend.

Your Gentle Eyes Were Stern When I Needed A Lesson.

Your Strength And Love Has Guided Me And Gave Me Wings To Fly.
american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
321 Arab..

25 Crore..

35 Lakh..

51 Thousand..

2 Rs Only../

YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu KyA HuA MerA MobiLe NumBer Tu HaI..

KEEP MESSAGING.../;->
Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai

Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai

Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->