An Interesting Line

An Interesting Line
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
  

May, 18 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2104 views       Funny

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Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....


The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D
Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.


Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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socho socho
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->