If U Like My Sms

If U Like My Sms
If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart


If U Save, U Agree I m Smart


If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart


&


If U Delete It

Simply

U''re Jealous

Coz

I m Smart ;->
  

May, 18 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2115 views       Funny

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Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs


Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...


Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.

Daughter: I want to do BBA.

Father: what is that?

Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki

''B''ike par

''A''sh!!!!!
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"



In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe ArE To LoVe


BuT MoSt Of Us


OfTeN


UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"


Log aisa kehtey hain,

Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Sharminda tab nahi hotay


jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye



aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey


jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye



Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain


Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''