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Which Was The First Nike Shop?
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Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan
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Teacher asked pathan
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
Asif Zardari, America
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho K
Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !
Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi
Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
WHat Will A Guy Sing
WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .
Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->
Remember !
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
wish you a many many
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
NON SMOKERS vs Smoker
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
A beautiful dress is of no use
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???
She Starts Her Sentence
With
"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
Who Played The Double
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
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