1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

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''Naa hame haarna

''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''

''1 Aadmi ny rat

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

Jis yaad mein teri yaad nahi,

Jis yaad mein teri yaad nahi,

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kya yaad nahi kuch yaad nahi,
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.Teri yaad mein sab kuch
bhool gaye
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Kya bhool gaye kuch yaad nahi:]

''Zid apni na chhodi

''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''

Some times small things in l

Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>

try to sit ...

On a

COMMON PIN :)

Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

q whats the most

Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->

Tusi door gae intzar kita.

Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar

Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D

aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!

Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!

jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!

Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)

ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he

''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''

They Say

They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy

Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends

If They Seem Normal ,

You Are This One .... ;->

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