A Rose Is Always A Rose

A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital

May, 18 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2383 views Funny

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Hi, aap ki 1 Photo

Hi, aap ki 1 Photo chahiye jaldi send karo kion ke 1 kitab chaph rahe hae us ke main page ke liye us kitab ka name hae

"Qabar ka Murda"

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)

Teacher Female studant Se

Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!

Once Pathan Goes

Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,

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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..

the most amazing cricket match

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D

Aisi kon si cheez hai jo

Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
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It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)

Girls Psychology

Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

This is a magic Trick

This is a magic Trick

aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk

Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

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A Rose Is Always A Rose

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