Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between

Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between
Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between

Complete
&
Finish

But

Dere''s Difference

When u Love Da Right One
U r Complete

&

When u Love Da Wrong One
U r Finished
  

May, 18 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2573 views       Funny

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One smile begins a friendship…

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One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

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