Sleeping Disease Etiology

Sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes

Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt

Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->

May, 18 2010 328 chars (3 sms) 2630 views Funny

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