1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
  

May, 18 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2482 views       Funny

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I''m glad love doesn''t com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u.
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"Yet To Be Seen"
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?


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Say something its ur turn!
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev Said


"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,

U KNW WHY?
..
.

Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~