What is confidence?

What is confidence?
What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"
  

May, 18 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2309 views       Funny

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Love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a


"National Game"


HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
A Rose Is Always A Rose

Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,






Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.

LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
"Golden Words"



Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou



''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
See Stars Are Blinking

Moon Is Shining

&

Breeze Is Singing

Because

I Ask them

To Greet You

A Special Night ... !!! :)